CW: meat, cheese, eggs

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      • Maoo [none/use name]
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        3 months ago

        Make sure that's a traditional bagel and not Montreal style because those ones have eggs in them.

        • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          "I'll have a vegan sandwich, please."

          gives you a handful of ketchup packets

          • Maoo [none/use name]
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            3 months ago

            This is pretty close to the usual vegan last resort at a restaurant: french fries. If you're lucky you'll get ketchup too

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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          3 months ago

          Montréal - C'est un sacrilège!

          [Via Google Translate.]

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          To be honest - I might even like that. I have no idea.

          • Maoo [none/use name]
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            3 months ago

            I had one before I knew they had eggs and it was good. The main difference was that they're wood fired baked rather than steam-baked so they get some, you know, fire flavor.

            I should make some. I have a buddy that has a fire thing.

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      I mean, you can make biscuits with Crisco or margarine. And to refer to below a lot of hashbrowns are fried in either butter or vegetable oil. Fact of the matter is carbs and oil are a match made in heaven.

      • Maoo [none/use name]
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        3 months ago

        Hash browns: true but usually it's oil because it's cheaper and doesn't burn.

        Biscuits: true but it's actually really hard to find biscuits that don't have dairy. It's annoying!

        • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          You're better off making them homemade, tbh. Homemade biscuits are worth the mess.

          • Maoo [none/use name]
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            3 months ago

            I should really do that, yeah. I've baked two pastryish things in the last week and it's a lot easier than I thought.

  • Angel [any]
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    3 months ago

    Can I just pretend everything here is a vegan alternative?

      • Angel [any]
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        3 months ago
        • 3: Bagel
        • B: Tofu Scramble
        • E: Esti Plant-Based Cheddar
        • F: Tofurky Plant-Based Kielbasa (sliced up in a good shape for the bagel)
        • H: Hashbrowns

        bussin'

    • Sons_of_Ferrix
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      3 months ago

      This site gets touchy about meat substitutes too

      • Angel [any]
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        3 months ago

        Oh, I absolutely do not mind meat substitutes themselves. I know some vegans do for certain reasons, but my primary concern is ethics which is actually a valid reason to have fear over meat substitutes.

        Some companies that sell mock meats are more interested in a plant-based capitalism scheme than they are ethics, but thankfully, the companies I gave out on my list like Tofurky and Esti are actually far more ethical companies when it comes to veganism, as they don't have ties to a larger parent company that sells animal products or any unethical history of testing on animals and other such matters.

        Many companies that sell plant-based substitutes such as Impossible, Beyond, Daiya, JUST, MorningStar, and a whole lot of others on the other hand...

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    I'd hate to see the state of the arsehole of the person who compiled this list.

    Have they never heard of vegetables?

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I personally like a bagel with jalapeno cream cheese, bell peppers, fried eggs, cheese, and maybe sausage. And hell, let's throw in those hashbrowns.