ShinyMew [none/use name] to main • 4 years agoPeople wipe their butts after pooping, even though no one is paying them to wipe. Can someone who is good at the economy help me understand this?message-squaremessage-square55 fedilinkarrow-up1265
arrow-up1265message-squarePeople wipe their butts after pooping, even though no one is paying them to wipe. Can someone who is good at the economy help me understand this?ShinyMew [none/use name] to main • 4 years agomessage-square55 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareSphere [he/him, they/them]hexbear26·4 years agoWiping is a capitalist trap, comrades! The bidet is the true asshole-cleaning system of the people! link
minus-squareCysioland [he/him,comrade/them]hexbear6·4 years agoYeah, like, is that really the whole "entrepreneurial spirit of capitalism"? It being 2020 and people smearing their shit all over their asses. link
minus-squareLando [any]hexbear4·4 years agoAbsolutely, you can even get cheapo ones for almost nothing. Once you go bidet you never go back. Do you want a clean ass or do you want to grind shit around with a bunch of shitty paper. Pooping anywhere besides my house is hell now. link
Wiping is a capitalist trap, comrades! The bidet is the true asshole-cleaning system of the people!
Yeah, like, is that really the whole "entrepreneurial spirit of capitalism"? It being 2020 and people smearing their shit all over their asses.
Absolutely, you can even get cheapo ones for almost nothing. Once you go bidet you never go back. Do you want a clean ass or do you want to grind shit around with a bunch of shitty paper. Pooping anywhere besides my house is hell now.