if this were a video game character creation screen, i would get my hair line lowered to my eye brows, jack my height up to 6’9", botox me until i have Kat Dennings’ lips, and do that laser hair removal + microneedling until every patch of skin below my eye brows is like injection molded high density polyethylene.
So you're gonna become the Arkham Joker?
i think you are missing a crucial detail:
That's tru, he does have a widows peak.