Sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.

  • MoreAmphibians [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    The only reason to get a surgery like this is if you need to pretend to be someone else so they'll let you fly a spaceship.

    • AmericaDelendeEst [any]
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      2 years ago

      or you're a 5'11 dude and want marginally more success online dating badly enough to torture yourself for it

      get that 6 FEET

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Most 5'11 dudes say they're 6ft anyways, everyone lies about their height.

        I'm a legit 6'1/185cm barefoot, and I can look people straight in the eyes that claim they're 6'4/193cm. It's ridiculous lol.

        If you're a legit 5'11 most people will think you're 6'1 or 6'2, especially in shoes. Because of how inflated it is.

        • Madcat [any]
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          2 years ago

          i'm 5'5 and it's crazy how often people are like "oh, you must be like 5'8, right? same height as me"

        • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Most 5’11 dudes say they’re 6ft anyways, everyone lies about their height.

          I am the on person who doesn't do this apparently. 👀

        • nine_leven [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          I legitimately have no idea how tall I am anymore, just the ballpark number. I play Beat Saber and when it calibrates to height it tells me I'm 1.9m

          I'd always put 5'11" on dating profiles back in the day because I thought putting 6' flat would sound like I was lying. (edit: I definitely subscribe to the under promise and over deliver philosophy in other aspects of life so I guess this makes sense in hindsight)

          • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            I legitimately have no idea how tall I am anymore, just the ballpark number. I play Beat Saber and when it calibrates to height it tells me I’m 1.9m

            I have the same bizarre problem where I've had my height measured a few times at the doctors for routine checkups and I've had up to 2 inches of variation.

        • space_comrade [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I’m a legit 6’1/185cm barefoot, and I can look people straight in the eyes that claim they’re 6’4/193cm. It’s ridiculous lol.

          Damn and I felt like a fraud for rounding up my 183cm to 185cm lmao.

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            I think most people measure their height while wearing some shoes that give them a bit of a lift, combined with people lying it leads to some large mismatches if you measure your height barefoot and are honest.

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    • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Still can't believe that movie made me feel something cause some asshole pissed a bunch into a bag for another asshole.

    • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Not even that lmao. So you can sit at a slightly fancier desk. It's still not technically yours but hey, at least you're m o v i n g u p t h e l a d d e r !

      • Runcible [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        but hey, at least you’re m o v i n g u p t h e l a d d e r !

        ???

        What, people are motivated by material conditions?!?!

  • Yanhanderiljumyasten [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The fun thing about height surgery is that it genuinely fucks up your body and makes you lead a painful existence. Something to do with stretching tendons and muscles that don't conform to the forcibly lengthened bone.

    Which I feel is very fitting for these blockheads in tech, who actively work to make our everyday browsing worse.

    • charly4994 [she/her, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Our bodies are already pretty much cobbled together by evolution, our feet were more like our hands in the distant past where they could grip stuff more readily but as we became bipedal that gradually changed and they became more rigid, our knees do what they can for us, but mammal knees aren't really meant to hold the entire weight and if you want to see some good bipedal knees, look at dinosaurs that had millions of years to get past that. Same with our spine, it's all cobbled together and then as we age we start to develop more issues in this hotspots where on a fundamental level our bodies aren't well designed, this kind of surgery is like looking at all of that and saying you want it to be worse. Can't imagine what these people will be like when they're elders and this kind of stuff really will bite them in the ass.

      • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        mammal knees aren’t really meant to hold the entire weight and if you want to see some good bipedal knees, look at dinosaurs that had millions of years to get past that

        :geordi-no: putting your brain into a robot body

        :geordi-yes: putting your brain into a robot tyrannosaur body

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The Washington Post reported in January 2020 that men were turning to Botox, fillers, laser treatments, and techniques meant to stimulate collagen in an effort to get ahead in their careers.

    if this were a video game character creation screen, i would get my hair line lowered to my eye brows, jack my height up to 6'9", botox me until i have Kat Dennings' lips, and do that laser hair removal + microneedling until every patch of skin below my eye brows is like injection molded high density polyethylene.

    i would be unstoppable during salary negotiations.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      "OH God! I'll pay you whatever you want, just never be seen in my presence again!'

    • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      if this were a video game character creation screen, i would get my hair line lowered to my eye brows, jack my height up to 6’9", botox me until i have Kat Dennings’ lips, and do that laser hair removal + microneedling until every patch of skin below my eye brows is like injection molded high density polyethylene.

      So you're gonna become the Arkham Joker?

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I wonder what the ethnic breakdown of the patients are because anecdotally I know a few East and South Asian tech guys who are convinced that their inability to land a date is their height. They're mostly not even tech bro giga chuds, so sometimes I wonder if being short and a PoC double fucks you in the dating market.

    It really doesn't help that it's still pretty common to see women put shit like "no one under 6 foot" in their bios and just be accepted as normal while a guy would be (justifiably) seen as a misogynist for specifying "D cup or above" or "60kg or under" or some shit.

    • SocialistWombat [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      tbh, seeing someone say 'no one under 6 foot' is a great way of telling on themselves.

      Serious sympathies to anyone who's been bullied for their heights, beauty standards are bullshit.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        tbh, seeing someone say ‘no one under 6 foot’ is a great way of telling on themselves.

        True! That said, it's still demoralizing to see that kind of thing being so common. By analogy, if a company I considered applying for a job with said "no Asians" in their job listing, they would be telling on themselves too, but that shit is rightfully illegal and socially taboo.

        On the other hand, I'm well over 6 foot and I've never matched with one of hose "6 foot or taller" women, so I assume that they've also got less socially acceptable criteria going on.

    • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Being short and a POC completely fucks you on dating apps, you'd be lucky to have any success.

      • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        I've managed pretty well, but I get frequently told that my face makes up for the lack of height. It always comes across as a backhanded compliment.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        For a man anyway. I think that racism is heavily gendered when it comes to dating. For example, Asian women find it easier than Asian men to get a date. Conversely, I've heard black women complain about how much easier it is for a black man to get a date than a black woman.

        It's all bullshit racism, but sometimes a stereotype of a racial group benefits one gender of that group and disadvantages the other.

      • justjoshint [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        one time I saw someone say that in terms of like, beauty standards and conventional views of attractiveness black women and Asian men have it the worst (in the US)

        I'm not either of these and I don't date but I think about that sometimes. not a very pleasant topic to reflect on frankly

        • justjoshint [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          and obviously the situation for Asian women and black men is also terrible but for a different reason

          IDK how the attractiveness dynamics for different groups of gender nonconforming people shakes out. maybe it's better in some way

    • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'm a short dude and sometimes I really feel this pain. Idk, I got bullied a lot a lot as a kid, and even as an adult I can still kind of feel this whole power dynamic going on. It's there, I can tell.

    • somebitch1 [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Vanity is one thing but the emotional insecurity that society imprints on those that are short, fat, bald etc. is another stigma. Other people are terrified of taking on that baggage. People need to learn to be happy with themselves first somehow.

      • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        IDK that making mental health a matter of strict personal responsibility makes any more sense than that of physical health. Obviously we live under Neoliberal Capitalism, and as such our options for addressing any of these problems rationally, at an organized social level are functionally nil. So one needs to do what one can to care for oneself; but I don't think that the solutions that we are required to pursue as a result of the limitations of our present social formations are ones that are actually going to really fix anything, tbh.

    • Pixel_Juicer [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Woulld be interesting. I've not yet heard anyone say they want to be shorter to be more feminine, but its a possibility.

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        im pretty short myself but i looked into it for a friend who was 6'2 and i had to be like, girl, you arent going to some place in rural brazil to have one of the highest complication surgeries of all time. it isnt unlikely for it to consign you to a wheelchair forever

        whereas these days vaginoplasty, facial surgery, and breast aug are all straightforward and relatively routine at this point

      • frankfurt_schoolgirl [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        I would totally get a surgery to make me shorter if it wasn't expensive and extremely sketchy. I'm just tall enough that I stick out, which is really not what I want.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Wasn't there that ridiculous Netflix show called Tall Girl? Central premise was that main character was tall and a girl and that made her life hard.

        • Asia_Set [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          It was a movie (that also has a sequel lol)

          It's occurring to me that filming these was probably a pretty bizarre experience for Ava Michelle who plays the main character, simply because her height (and therefore her character's height) is so central to the plot; I feel like most movies (especially ones that are works of fiction) don't situate an actor so closely to their role if you get what I'm trying to say

          Edit: To clarify somewhat, consider how even method actors are most often up ultimately unable to live the experiences of their characters in a practical sense. But this movie is about being a tall teenage girl, which Michelle obviously experienced herself on a daily basis, until very recently, for half her life.

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        I’ve not yet heard anyone say they want to be shorter to be more feminine, but its a possibility.

        I've heard it a lot from transwomen. I haven't heard it from cis women.

      • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Its just transwomen looking for that tbh, never forget tall women are hotter though :flag-lesbian-pride:

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  • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    i've seen a study headline or two that taller people make more money

    no i don't know anything about confounding variables, but "lookism" is real and it sounds reasonable that "heightism" would go further than shallow people on hookup apps.

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Taller people are absolutely taken more seriously than shorter people, same with people with deeper voices. It's just things our monkey brains respond to in certain ways.

    • InvaderZinn [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Come to think of it, I wonder how many people we would win over with referencing that lookism is a thing, and it sucks how being not conventionally attractive is one of the most acceptable prejudices. It's disgusting how much of a moral failing it is to have something caused by pure bad luck.

      Sure, the right will double down on them bragging about how pretty they are. Let them. But it might cut-off the right's supply of incels who go from simply being angry they aren't getting girls to joining the right.

      At the very least, It would be kinda funny if we took the old /r9k/ "anti-normie beta uprising." meme for ourselves.

      • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Sure, the right will double down on them bragging about how pretty they are

        :trump-moist: :bolso-pain: :bojo: :up-yours-woke-moralists: :charlie-kirk: :alex-oopsie: :confusion: :billionaire-tears:

        This might not be a winning strategy

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Looking is certainly a factor but it's hard to isolate. Being tall correlates with better nutrition during childhood, which also correlates with having well-off parents. Not only that, but there's a link between good nutrition and intellectual development, which means even if capitalism was strictly meritocratic (which it absolutely isnt), there could still theoretically be more tall people in charge.

      • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Idk how I feel about the good nutrition being taller equals intellectual development. What about people who live in parts of the world where they tend to be shorter because of environmental conditions? Being tall where I live is a quick way to get killed by a jaguar. I can see that kind of thinking quickly leading to race science.

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Nutrition is only one of many factors, which is part of why it's so hard to isolate variables and study this shit.

          Sometimes you can see this in the same population over time as people get better access to food. IIRC the average height in China has been rising for a while now, most likely due to better nutrition.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :jesus-christ:

    I've heard about this leg lengthening procedure being done to people with legs of uneven length to allow them to walk normally and even then it sounded grueling and painful.

    I can't see why you would have this done unless you had to. Paying to have it done for no good reason is just incredibly fucked up. There should be some responsible adult who could tell these people no.

    • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Dudes get very, very into how tall they are. It's a whole ego thing, and you can tell it's an incel thing because they specify engineers do this

      • Rixuyo [any]
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        2 years ago

        I'm a 1.63 (5'3 or 5'4 I think?) amab in the worlds tallest country (the Netherlands) and can confirm it sucks. A lot. Especially for your self confidence and dating life. But you get over that through becoming a well rounded, mentally healthy and interesting person, and therapy if necessary. No way I would try to "fix" it with this nightmare surgery.

        • s0ykaf [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          i don't understand why body shaming fat people is bad and body shaming short guys is funny and cool, nor do i understand how people get why fat people get self-conscious but don't get it for short guys

          • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            If anything it should be the other way around. At least most fat people could lose weight with exercise and dietary changes, but short people can't do anything go change their height.

            Obviously we shouldn't shame people for their physical appearance in general, but it's strange how we have it exactly backwards.

          • HoChiMaxh [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Is there actually a lot of body shaming of short dudes outside of like middle school? I’ve never seen that before.

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              • HoChiMaxh [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                The dating app thing people were saying is true. A decent amount of women list a minimum height. Usually 6 feet but not necessarily.

                This isn't body shaming though right? We can agree on that?

                • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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                  2 years ago

                  Is someone putting "No Fat Chicks" on their social media, or tinder bio not body shaming?

                  The main argument, as far as I can tell, that you can say as to why one would be body-shaming while the other wouldn't, is on the basis that the person putting forward the standard that I'm using in comparison is presumably a man. Whereas the one maintaining the standard in the opposite case is presumably a woman.

                  And incidentally, I do actually think both of these would be bad standards to have; and funnily enough the one about body-fat is ironically more relevant to me than the height one.

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            • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              its a very American thing I think, but everything here is focused on gaining a competitive edge. You dont want to be a beta male do you?

        • grey_wolf_whenever [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah, maybe I worded that wrong. I'm short and I went through some years of real pain about it. I could just tell a certain percentage of people I interacted with didn't think I was a real person. I imagine that's what a lot of minorities feel like maybe, not to over sell it, but yeah we live in a judgemental society and people tend to feel raw about what people are judging them for.

        • bigboopballs [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I’ve never known a single dude my height or shorter

          well, what height is that?

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      • star_wraith [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I spent a lot of time on dating apps until I met my spouse. Like... years. The complaint that hetero women see 6'0" in freedom units as the minimum height in a man for dating is generally very true, at least in my observation. I can see a guy who's like 5'7"-5'10" doing this, absolutely. Especially given how ubiquitous dating apps are.

          • bigboopballs [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            dating apps are practically the only way people meet these days

            that's fucking depressing if true. I'm realizing I'm never gonna make it on these shitty apps (not that my IRL prospects are much better, but I'm ready to give up on virtual crap)

          • HoChiMaxh [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            If you go on :reddit-logo: say women should be able to date people with the features they're attracted to they will fucking flip out at you lol

  • FrogDog [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'm sure there will be no medical repercussions for these people 10 years down the road

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    seems like a bad fucking idea, its not like chiseling 1mm of bone off your face by cutting through your gumline leaving no visible scars, youre getting your femur cut in half and having metal with screws drilled in to it to extend it

    then of course its possible for the device to malfunction or need to be replaced in a decade or two. and of course there can be complications from moving and stretching so much muscle around, all the major arteries and nerves could be severely damaged.