• Commander_Data [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Don't go to Chipotle. I mean, I guess if you don't live in a city or a neighborhood with authentic Mexican food, go to Chipotle, but don't be surprised if this is what you get. I used to eat at Chipotle a couple of times a month. Then I moved to Chicago and I haven't had Chipotle in almost ten years.

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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      2 years ago

      The town I live in only has 2 places where you can get mexican food. One is a knockoff Chipotle, the other one is a restaurant where they don't pay many of their employees and forcefully traffic people to work in their different locations around the country under threat of deportation. The owners have been arrested for this shit at least a dozen times but always end up getting away with it.

      Kowabunga Knockoff Chipotle it is.

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        2 years ago

        Time to learn some fun introductory Spanish phrases!

        • "quiero más agua por favor"

        • "¿está incluido el servicio?"

        • "En lugar de servicio, sigueme cuando salgo"

        • "Tengo un cuarto seguro para esconderte"