Rice belongs in my belly, and a burrito is a perfectly suitable delivery method
Counterpoint: cilantro lime rice, black beans, cheese.
He's wrong about forks though. The best burritos I've ever had were huge burritos covered in sauce, cheese, sour cream, and guac at Mexican restaurants. Basically something like this. There's absolutely no way to eat them with your hands.
Edit: Fuck now I want one. I guess I know what I'm doing for lunch tomorrow.
Don't go to Chipotle. I mean, I guess if you don't live in a city or a neighborhood with authentic Mexican food, go to Chipotle, but don't be surprised if this is what you get. I used to eat at Chipotle a couple of times a month. Then I moved to Chicago and I haven't had Chipotle in almost ten years.
The town I live in only has 2 places where you can get mexican food. One is a knockoff Chipotle, the other one is a restaurant where they don't pay many of their employees and forcefully traffic people to work in their different locations around the country under threat of deportation. The owners have been arrested for this shit at least a dozen times but always end up getting away with it.
KowabungaKnockoff Chipotle it is.Honestly it would be doxxing myself to say, they're pretty small.
Time to learn some fun introductory Spanish phrases!
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"quiero más agua por favor" -
"¿está incluido el servicio?" -
"En lugar de servicio, sigueme cuando salgo"
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"Tengo un cuarto seguro para esconderte"
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This delivery is like that time 18 years ago that a Shakespearean actor read the cease and desist email from Ebaum's World to YTMND
Just came up with a new type of guy, he's a centrist but about veganism. All the meals in his restaurant contain animal meat, but all possible other ingredients are vegan.
Renee Magritte would say that it's not a burrito. :soviet-hmm:
why does this sound like innuendo studios finally snapped
