• KiaKaha [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I can’t believe I’m doing this.

    Hufflepuff are ancoms. They get along well enough with everyone and are also kinda forgettable.

    Ravenclaw are leftcoms. They’re too smart for their own good and need a rescue team to retrieve them from their armchairs.

    Gryffindor are Maoists. Because they go hard, stick up for the downtrodden, and do dumb shit.

    Slytherin are MLs. Pragmatic, hierarchical, and willing to ally with capital to get shit done. Also an awkward history of occasionally oppressing minorities.