Bibi, you're in timeout

I read "rupture" as "rapture" and the headline still made sense.

Israel goes to detention in combat boots and Princess is like "Ew, gross" and Principal Biden says "I got ya," with devil horns to the group. Later there's a budding relationship. Princess gives Israel a diamond earring at the end.

Hmm, I was going to make a Double Secret Probation joke, but that Dean is way too much more serious about effecting change than the Dems for it to work

If he keeps this up, he might even get a written reprimand. Be careful!