deep questions

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        The PRC could pull it off, and i think 1.4 billion people simultaneously farting in the same direction would still be extremely powerful. But i doubt Xi would risk this, the US could easily mistake the giant BRAPPPPPP for the first impacts of a nuclear war.

  • Aliveelectricwire [it/its]
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    2 years ago

    What if..... We farted into a circle with a lot candle in the center? I'M ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS HERE

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    among theoretical farticians, it is referred to as Exa-Beef, Class I event. while it's probability of occurrence during any 100,000 year period is negligible, I have been training for it since puberty.

    the best advice I can give you is to keep your mouth closed as long as you can.

  • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I don't think most people would even notice. Maybe those who were in a crowded area at the time. Earth's a big place, and humans are smol.

    Now if by "we" you mean everything on the planet capable of farting? More might notice. I still don't think it'd even be enough to shake the ground or anything though.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    If we were all standing on one side of the planet we could push earth out of it's orbit on a collision course with the sun. In a few short years earth would be unable to sustain life and the billion year long nightmare of existence would be over.

  • NewAcctWhoDis [any]
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    2 years ago

    Ok now that I see this your post about wrecking makes sense.