"uk balkanisation map where one of the countries is just a picture of a jar of bovril" is the divine inspiration that led me to create this in the first place. fun fact is that it's centered around the tiny village that the Bovril inventor's son got made duke of (his decendant still sits in the House of Lords, our absurd part-hereditary part-religious part-appointed by PM democracy-free US Senate equivalent, today)
it's true... unfortunately my ability to balkomaxx was limited by my reactionary bedtime
Balkanized Scotland states: Speyside, Highlands, Islay. Noncontiguous union of everywhere else.
Ah, yes, the Caledonian Habitation Zone. Cal-Hab for short
you need to read Theory https://warriorcats.com/clans-cats/clans/shadowclan
hmpf... lot of nerve for a kittypet like you to tell a Warrior what to post
Anyways, warrior or not we need youto stop decimating the songbird population. The Geneva suggestions say they are non-combatants.
the warrior clans are not signatories to the Geneva convention, due to cats' inability to read
It’s ok, suggestions anyways. More revisionist scholars even encourage them to read as a checklist.
Jesus that's a lot of books. Might as well go tell me to watch One Piece too.
*Drink Britannia! Drink the tea.
In 10 years England shall sink into the sea.*
WHY DOES NORFOLK GET TO NOT BE ENGLAND????
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to properly appropriate the balaknized [nato enemy] format you've gotta return ancient colonial possessions as well:
Ynys Mon, Galloway, Skye, Mann---they're Irish now.
Yorkshire and the clans-- subsidiaries of Danelaw 2.0
Cornwall--Breton clay
Ynys Môn has been Welsh as long as there's been people there, I don't understand why the Irish have to have it.
lol Nennius just says the irish were occupying north wales before cunedda the legendary forebear of gwynedd expelled them
the spurious-er the claim to give up the land the better it fits in a nato-balkanization map tho
honestly I'm surprised nobody's mentioned French Kent & mega-Cornwall yet
Scotland never gets nearly enough shit for their part of the “colonizing the entire world” thing. They always get lumped in with England’s victims instead of treated as an accomplice.
The moment this happens I'm going to war with the People's Republic of Northumbria. Gonna 100% them and force them to take Middlesborough off our hands
