What is a treat? Treat discourse is at the forefront of stalinist-maoist-hexbearist thought, or smh thought for short. Treats are unnecessary things produced by capitalism, for example, any food other than a tasteless nutrient paste that meets the dietary requirements for minimum sustenance, if you want something with flavor you are a bad person, I repeat, YOU ARE A BAD PERSON FOR WANTING NICE THINGS. Clothes are a treat, society should be completely nudist, not even a bit I actually believe this. Everyone should live hexagonal pods like little worker bees except the working class is bourgeoisie and instead we should all aspire to be NEET breadtubers who contribute nothing to society. Of course breadtubers being the intellectual heart of communism, deserve all the treats because they deserve it. Give Hasan another mansion, give contrapoints more heroin, give vaush the Epstein island. Treat consumption should be limited for everyone but me because I am the ceo of communism, put all the treats in my palace and I promise I will do communism with them. Any questions?

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Lmao what 0 theory does to a motherfucker.

    Pretending to be a chud that doesn't understand communism or this site is a good bit tho.

    If not a bit then holy shit this is embarrassing.

  • UlyssesT
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    1 month ago

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  • Flinch [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    if you have ever had a treat you are a fake leftist. I am sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them brutally. I repeat, if you have EVER enjoyed ANYTHING, you will put your nose on that wall and breathe thanks that your end will be swift.

    :stalin-gun-1: :stalin-gun-2:

  • dead [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Treats are not nice things. Treats are a substitute for nice things. Treats are junk foods, little candies, tv shows, video games, etc. Treats keeps you distracted from nice things. Treats keep the working class subdued.

    Reject treats. We want better working conditions, healthcare, housing, nutritious food, education, etc.

    Reject treats. We want the means of production.

  • Civility [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    :abbie-cocktail:

    A miserable little pile of secrets.

    But enough talk ...

    Have at you!

    :xi-reactionary-spotted:

  • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The essence of the "treat" is not what it is physically, but that it is delivered quickly, cheaply, and with abject genuflection to the petty tyrant who requests it.

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Treats are things like beauty, companionship, and camaraderie. Treats don't exist. I am not an SJW, but I do so resent being treated as if I'm simply going to say "okay". You might think I'm a bad person because I don't like sandwiches with meat and cheese. BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU. You must, because of social justice, impose your morality on me. You're going to bully me, fine, because you're more important. I don't want to give a shit about what you think. Treats are things you get for free, for example a baby girl. I don't like baby girls. That doesn't mean I hate baby girls. I am not a BAD PERSON. I do not hate baby girls. I only prefer others who prefer babies to my own.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Any questions?

    Yeah, how does it feel to shit out your doo-doo ass and your poo-poo mouth?