that beats the fake newspapers going around here which is just pages of mugshots and "YOUR GOVERNOR WANTS TO PUT ALL OF THESE [redacted] CRIMINALS BACK ON THE STREETS, VOTE FOR [literal humunculous] IF YOU WANT TO STOP THE RADICAL LEFT FROM EXECUTING CHRISTIANS"
These candidates aren't meant to appeal to leftists. These candidates appeal to chuds. Chuds love has-been reality TV stars and religious zealots.
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that beats the fake newspapers going around here which is just pages of mugshots and "YOUR GOVERNOR WANTS TO PUT ALL OF THESE [redacted] CRIMINALS BACK ON THE STREETS, VOTE FOR [literal humunculous] IF YOU WANT TO STOP THE RADICAL LEFT FROM EXECUTING CHRISTIANS"