Here you have one of the most famous politicians in the country merging with a computer.

Where exactly does the software end and John Fetterman's consciousness begin?

It's very obvious that Pennsylvania will be sending a computer program to the US senate where inevitably it will be hacked.

MSNBC sat down with John Fetterman and his machine to see where the man ends and the machine begins.

John Fetterman is using closed captioning because of a hearing impairment. He's just reading the words spoken from a screen.

Fox News is telling their audience that Fetterman will be the first cyborg congressman.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Tucker at home with his wife tonight.

    "Honey, listen! Fetterman's a slow-brained dem guy who need the machine to think. A dem machine. Not surprising. I'm Alpha so I don't need a machine. But yesterday when I was reading off the teleprompter - I thought about something. I am always reading off a teleprompter. Therefore - I am the Übermensch. It's a revelation. It's so simple. Alpha plus machine equals Übermensch. It's math. It's an undeniable fact! Nietzsche didn't know about computers but I know."

    "That's nice. Can you pass the potatoes?"

    "That's all you have to say?!?"

    "C'mon. Every other month it's the same thing..." She then does an excellent Tucker impression with gestures " 'I am the Alpha and Omega. I'm the Übermensch. You might not understand. Here's why...' I'm kinda bored with it to be honest. Didja have a look at that super-cute condo in Hawaii we need to buy? We need to buy it."

    "Yeah," mumbled.

    "When?"

    "When I say it is the time to—"

    She interrupts him to do it again: "I am the Alpha and—"

    "Alright. Fucking alright! I'll call the condo guy tomorrow. Pass the fucking potatoes!"

    She smiles sweetly and passes the potatoes to her wannabe Übermensch. She knows who is really the boss. So does he.