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minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear18·2 years agoDamn this is peak Florida Man shit. I want to make clear that even for America, Florida is fucking weird and scary. link
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]hexbear8·2 years agoThey fought the Seminole for a fucking century just so they could turn it into a peninsula of shit like a log hanging out of the exposed ass of America waiting for the great sphincter of climate change to pinch it off and drop it into the bowl. link
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]hexbear3·2 years agoI went to Florida once, it was a flat wasteland of strip malls and CVS parking lots that seemed to extend out infinitely in all directions. link
Damn this is peak Florida Man shit.
I want to make clear that even for America, Florida is fucking weird and scary.
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They fought the Seminole for a fucking century just so they could turn it into a peninsula of shit like a log hanging out of the exposed ass of America waiting for the great sphincter of climate change to pinch it off and drop it into the bowl.
I went to Florida once, it was a flat wasteland of strip malls and CVS parking lots that seemed to extend out infinitely in all directions.