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Driving massive cars
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Having guns in said cars
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Turning road rage into a lethal conflict
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Florida
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Children getting shot
This entire story reads like someone making shit up to fill out an American Moment™ bingo card
Fr, it reads like a greentext written by someone making fun of Americans
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To avoid being mocked, become to absurd to be mocked
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Almost killing each other's children because you were raging the fuck out in your shit-mobiles.
For real though, feels like a parable on not being a complete crazed chud or else you end up murdering your entire family
That's two photos of the same guy before and after a shave and a haircut
Blasting away at a first grader in the next car over with my 177 caliber handgun.
they get an unconventional judge who makes them learn to be friends as punishment by chaining them together. Instant classic buddy comedy.
Damn this is peak Florida Man shit.
I want to make clear that even for America, Florida is fucking weird and scary.
They fought the Seminole for a fucking century just so they could turn it into a peninsula of shit like a log hanging out of the exposed ass of America waiting for the great sphincter of climate change to pinch it off and drop it into the bowl.
I went to Florida once, it was a flat wasteland of strip malls and CVS parking lots that seemed to extend out infinitely in all directions.
Believe me, I know. But there’s just something about cars that makes it preferable.
My dogs have better anger control than these grown ass men - less than animals, these two
