Not my picture because I’m not an anglo imperialist hobgoblin that crawled out of a bog.
:ukkk: :smoothskin: :england-cool: .
The struggle session that will END hexbear : Are the Engl*sh human, or little more than beasts?
Trick question. Humans are themselves little more than beasts - or, to look at it another way, what we call "beasts" are very nearly human.
Finding the nearest Engl*shman and accusing them of being a Yakubian ape whose skull dimensions I must study for science
the anglo engl*sh upper class subjected themselves to at least thrice generations of self-imposed eugenics / inbreeding and as such likely have abnormalities in the distribution of their colonialist culture
eugenics is of course pseudoscientific bullshit, but don’t let an anglo hear you say that. many are very proud of their imaginary pedigrees.
unnecessary, you can gauge the inbred royalist nature of most anglo tories by sight alone
When imperialists colonize a place, the imperialists impose their culture upon the colonized, forcing the colonized to take up the colonizers' language, religion, and way of life. So the fact that despite colonizing half the world, what is called English cuisine hasn't spread beyond their settler colonies demonstrates that what is called English cuisine sucks so hard even the most brainwashed white-worshiping mentally colonized colonial subject don't wanna eat that shit.
:10000-com: :england-cool:
It is extremely telling that the Engl*sh continually attempt to claim tikka masala as somehow an anglo invention.
in comparison, anywhere the french (:france-cool:) pillaged received the world’s shittiest consolation prize for being subjected to crimes against humanity: extremely skilled baguette equivalents
The easiest comparison is between Vietnam and Hong Kong. There are parts of Vietnamese cuisine that's clearly
imposed uponinfluenced by the French like banh mi and coffee while Hong Kong cuisine is just Cantonese cuisine plus some Western style pastries thrown in.Baguettes do rock, and the banquette has reached it's highest for min Vietnam, probably.
engl*sh explaining how blood pudding is actually a delicacy and pride in colonialist culture is an immutable characteristic:
:morshupls:
they’re very upset that we see through their swamp gas trickery
love to log on to a leftist website and be called subhuman for no reason
great vibes there bud
you are on this site and presumably not a tory. as such, you are likely an outlier and not the byproduct of inbred colonizers
although it is also odd you clicked on a post containing jellied eels only to find offense at those who believe eating bog worms is distasteful
yankee moment
though it is also odd you clicked on a post containing jellied eels only to find offense at those who believe eating bog worms is distasteful
this site loves to mock traditionally poor people food
I have IBS, so the white yankee is clearly also a genetically flawed population (especially if they come from engl*sh stock)
this site loves to mock traditionally poor people food
weak argument for consuming other living creatures / carnism. I subsist largely on beans, rice, and tofu. These are traditionally working class food and are all well regarded by this site.
:tofu-cool: :bean:
i've been vegan for 15 years
most people aren't
i'm also not "defending carnism", you just called an entire nation of people subhuman because they eat cheap fish in a weird wayngl mate, people like you are indistinguishable from 4 chan freaks
that is wonderful and I am proud of you. meanwhile, I will dunk on people (especially the engl*sh) for eating animals.
you just called an entire nation of people subhuman because they eat cheap fish in a weird way
no, it’s the other way around. the hunger for bog eels are a side effect of the low tastebud count found on many anglos.
ngl mate, people like you are indistinguishable from 4 chan freaks
I’m different, I have IBS
:geordi-no: anti italian jokes
:geordi-yes: anti engl*sh jokes
this is exactly the kind of behavior I am dunking on. there is a long history of colonialist countries, in particular the engl*sh and yankees, insulting and devaluing other cultures.
meanwhile, they’re eating boiled eels they pulled out of a bog.
there is also “higher class” anglo food that is equally easy to mock. Aspics, periwinkles, foie gras, and Stargazy pie come to mind.
The cope of claiming this is somehow a class-based dunk is honestly insulting to working class people.
Idk what two of those are but winkle and foie gras are good, although the latter is very distasteful. I think you just are not much of a gourmet. Also stop pretending you aren't American lol its embarassing
Edit: I looked them up and stargazy pie looks fine its just fish pie with a weird presentation. Aspic yeah probably not very good
Jokes aside, you can't be racist against white people but even if you could, you still couldn't be racist against the English
Crackers except it's the original crackers.
Hardtack, if you will :funny-clown-hammer: :anti-cracker-aktion: :hasan-smash:
what is it with this site and pretending people said things that they clearly didn't?
calling people subhuman for an immutable characteristic is a shitty thing to do
it isn't hard to understandA person can choose to give up Engl*sh citizenship, thus releasing them from the monarchist curse.
Equally valid: denouncing the monarchy in general.
Similar to yankees bristling at their “culture” being mocked, the typical :england-cool: finds themselves insulted to no longer be the cultural standard.
It’s a reaction centered in unexamined imperialist brainworms and wounded pride in a failed empire. This can lead to disastrous political consequences such as brexit and ricky gervais.
you could just stop calling people subhuman
or fuck off back to 4chan where you belongIt is very surprising you are this emotionally invested in engl*sh pride.
:england-cool:
Hardtack, if you will :funny-clown-hammer: :anti-cracker-aktion: :hasan-smash:
:michael-laugh:
I think its okay to do if its funny, less so if you are doing the same year-old joke stolen from the chapotraphouse podcast 100 times in a row in your own thread back and forth between alts. Posting is an art
what is it with this site and pretending people said things that they clearly didn’t?
calling people subhuman for an immutable characteristic is a shitty thing to do
it isn’t hard to understand
Engl*sh “cuisine” is not recommended as it is mostly boiled bog eels, blood puddings, or failed attempts at appropriating the food of other cultures using the aforementioned ingredients.
Frankly, it’s a miracle the engl*sh so rarely resort to cannibalism.
Jellied eels are a traditional Engl*sh dish that originated in the 18th century, primarily in the East End of London. The dish consists of chopped eels boiled in a salted stock that is allowed to cool and set, forming a jelly. It is usually served cold.
"Served cold" is the worst part
Fish soup/stock? Yeah, ok, good. Chilled fish jello? :kombucha-disgust:
“If you warmed the succulent eel jello, it would digress to liquid though, you see”
:speech-r: :smoothskin:
I’m not picky either. I just like to eat real food and I have IBS.
The Engl*sh believe salt is a spice, which is why they have no other seasoning on their food. Horrendous
Damn, the white side of my family is French and Irish and even I don't go after the inbred pedos this hard.
I didn’t even bother mentioning that their island is infested with noncery as I believe that could be largely fixed by clearing out their monarchy and ruling class
I do however find the anglo hobgoblin culture bizarre and disgustingly charming. It is very quaint in a kind of “goblincore” way
Now Japanese unagi, :chefs-kiss: . Grill those worms and they're so good.
Yeah the eels are blameless here, the problem is with the lime eating colonial worshippers of a petulant incestuous skeleton
.....and suddenly, the rotten fish dishes that Scandinavians seem to love sound just lovely.
