I apologized profusely right after the incident, and crush was as cool about it as possible and excused themselves immediately. There was a shock and awe component to all witnesses and participants I imagine, some of them longish term friends but I never spoke of it again to any of them lol. Still can't laugh about it personally but I'm happy it gives pleasure when I tell the story!

Yours, agree it's not funny but lord does that rhyme with a bunch of things I remember doing when I was much younger, and that's among the stuff that occasionally haunts me and invades my internal dialog to this day, so.. empathy and solidarity right back atcha.