I do - I do declare!

The other guy should be replaced with drumpf strutting

incompetent scab workers + lazy, negligent millionaire actor = death of innocent people

CIA husband who violates human rights for his boss Patrick Stewart vs Alcoholic husband who farts in your face and fights a chicken every week

Lmao. “You violated the law. The punishment is that you have to actually do work”

Why does the government require development cycles for private companies?

How many people are dying from the flu, guns, and cars every week? Do they even add up to 3000?

:biden-troll: come on, Jack. COVID is done. I cured it with my hairy legs

I hope current royal failsons copy the Nepalese royal failson and massacre their family

Please. I need this. I want the current PM to resign, have her be re-elected, then resign 5 months later, then Bojo struts onto the podium and takes his spot back, then he resigns 5 months later and the current PM takes his spot again

The US has been edging towards china’s airspace and waters repeatedly with MILITARY VEHICLES and they just go “lol international waters bro.” But china flies a flimsy ass balloon over some mountains and they send 50 fighter jets around it and make every American into a bloodthirsty demon

:data-laughing: wait so it’s actually from china? Lmao

I mean, why not? Admiring other guys’ bodies shouldn’t be something only gay people are allowed to do

:no-choice:

Sorry I’m too busy rotating shapes in my mind. I bet you the average Chinese communist can’t do that.

It’s true. I’m that uterus

And not one person will be arrested

He’s pimping out Nestor

This is such A weird thing to be proud of lol.

Maybe being Canadian is required to understand why this is good. In Colorado voters decided against gig drivers being allowed to deliver alcohol because the liquor stores usually have delivery drivers already, and they get paid at least minimum wage and can theoretically unionize. You can’t do that as an Uber eats or instacart driver. Did we all forget that Uber is highly exploitative and killing full time employment?

Think I might UberEats some Sapporo to celebrate.

:bourgeoisie:

My inner monologue sounds just like me and I hate him. If it was a demonic void voice maybe I would take it more seriously.