• hahafuck [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Ukrainians, of course, being a lost tribe of anglo-saxons who migrated down the Volga

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      The Ukrainian's have the strong forward brow of Achilles, the smooth temples of King Zolomon, the blue eyes of Odysseus and the Gallic Pride of Vercingetorix

      When they say the magic word AZOV, they get the power of forfty kajillion dollars

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Aryan was a term from a theory that early European settlers may have come from the Indus valley based on linguistic similarities.

        Hitler was once again being very weird and stupid when he started talking about aryans and he only picked blond hair and blue eyes as he thought that those traits were the opposite of Jewish

    • regul [any]
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      2 years ago

      The Kievan Rus kinda had some viking lineage.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I have been informed by very earnest people who should be taken seriously that akshually Moscow was founded by Ukrainians 9,000 years ago and Russia doesn't even mean Russians and Russians actually come from Mordor and share no genetic information with the glorious, radiant Galacian.