allegendly / hypothetically / in the metaverse

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    You can't anymore with all the bloody cameras.

    Also don't go to the electronics section, jewelry section, etc. Easy way to get followed round the entire store by employees or security even when you're completely innocent

    • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      get a black friend who goes to the electronics section in minecraft while you do other things in minecraft and then split the loot

      • Soap_Owl [any]
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        2 years ago

        My father was a career criminal in his youth. He was a cleancut white guy that would get hired at places to fail to catch his friends stealing. Up untill he did some jail time it worked fairly well