Because gommunism causes male genocide through sissification of the masculine piss. It turns every man's Strong Piss into Sissy Pee. This is the future tankies are supporting.

It's because the menace of 小鲜肉 has penetrated almost all levels of government. But fear not comrades, the National Radio and Television Administration has a plan. The Chinese people will once again look up to real masculine role models like Zhou Shen.

Wait til you hear about "She Jinping"

It's actually the "See pee, see?", because it's all about watching your comrades pee.

i mean, they do, don't they?

Cause the party is secretly ran by a cabal of femboi piss wizards. Xi does not want you to know this

This sounds like a Flula bit