I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.

  • Thomas_Dankara [any,comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    i would sell chud merch. But not any chud merch. The really dumb chud merch that 45 year old dads buy which won't make any sense in 5 years. Like toilet paper with pictures of their local democrat mayor on it

    • Cunigulus [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Not to get too specific, but we produce lots of chud merch. The only chud merch we produce is ordered by people who are also selling 'live laugh love' to vaguely new-agey kitsch merch. It's pure grift. A literal 3 percenter oath poster next to a "Be the Ocean..." poem in blue print on a white background. Same people, just looking for ideology that sells.