I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.
Not to get too specific, but we produce lots of chud merch. The only chud merch we produce is ordered by people who are also selling 'live laugh love' to vaguely new-agey kitsch merch. It's pure grift. A literal 3 percenter oath poster next to a "Be the Ocean..." poem in blue print on a white background. Same people, just looking for ideology that sells.