I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Hell, just tell hexbear who to cancel and we'll give you all the free advertising you'll ever need