I just talked to some dumbass liberal who flashed me a sloppy anarchist tattoo and when I started talking to them about their favorite theory they brought up Rich Dad Poor Dad and something about gumball machines and passive income...
This is not a bit. I repeat, this is not a bit.
I got Reincarnated into a World With Nothing but a Gumball Machine and No Quarters
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
I'm guessing the gumball machine is full of sentient horny anime figurines.