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  • ElGosso [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I hate it when people in historical dramas have anarchronistically fashionable clothing and haircuts. I get it, nobody would take Brother Hummberbutt seriously if he had a dumbass-looking tonsure but nothing ruins my immersion more than a bunch of vikings with eyeliner and an undercut storming Saxony or whatever.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Fucking leather pants everywhere in pre 1700 dramas. Put the men in the damn hose!

      • UlyssesT
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        18 days ago

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      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Leather pants, leather vests, leather armor, leather anything. Most people in most places at most times did not use leather for clothing because leather sucks for clothing. It doesn't move well with the body, it doesn't breath, it doesn't insulate well. Wool is such an awesome wonder material that even in the modern day with all our cool materials science even the best synthetic fabrics are only a moderate improvement over wool, and they often have tradeoffs for that.

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah, linen too. Although pre-modern linen, like wool and silk, can't really be got these days for any price. Heck, try and find a regency-era cotton muslin, can't be done.

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Linen is so much better than cotton it's not even a contest. We really did pick the absolute worst of all the available fibers and then used it to make everything. I have some linen medieval clothes and they're the most comfortable things I've ever owned.

            • Mardoniush [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              Oh yeah, and even it's a pale imitation of the stuff they actually had then (unless you got it hand woven, which is eye-wateringly expensive). Look at the drape on ancient statues and try and get that!

              That said, high-quality cotton can be very good, and a linen Regency dress doesn't quite drape right, so a good cotton voile is the best you can get. I'd also like someone to make some accurate 1710s Chintz pls, even if it's just the pattern (glares at Ikea, somehow currently the world leader in 18th-century fabric styles)

            • fifthedition [none/use name]
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              2 years ago

              Linen stains easily and is difficult to wash. I got some linen shirts and they are awesome in summer, but sheesh what a pain in the ass they are. Your white shirt gets a little spot on it and that's it, time to buy a new one. You can soak it in Oxy Clean, chlorine bleach, pre-wash stain remover and it won't go anywhere. It's in there for good.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 years ago

        You know what women and everyone else who wants to bang men like? Shapely beautiful calves highlighted by well fitted hosen!

        Likewise; PUT CODPIECES ON YOUR COSTUMES YOU COWARDS!

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      My take is that many directors and showrunners lack the intestinal fortitude to do actual period clothes and hairstyles because they're intimidated by how cool and good period styles look.