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I open up my wallet, and its full of prosciutto

I roll to dodge

:xibe-check: :sicko-speeeeen: :sicko-speeeeen: :sicko-speeeeen: :sicko-spin: :sicko-spin: :sicko-spin: :d20-ah-fuck:

:anti-italian-action: Mama mia!

well its simple, ill just hold up my :anti-italian-action: shield

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The diffraction from the water causes me to become Sicilian

"I'm gonna make her an offer she can't refuse."

:AyyyyyOC::stalin-gun-1::stalin-gun-2:

Enjoy the food

joke's on you, i'm already a paisan

Bella ciao bella ciao bella ciao ciao ciao~!

:AyyyyyOC-big: Noooo---ayyyyyyy

Been to Italy twice this year and it was pretty nice.

I was there for Independence from fascism day and got pissed with the locals and sang partisan songs.

Got invited back to a tiny apartment with views of the Med in Palermo by this cute boy.

He makes me a dinner.

Spaghetti everywhere

mfw I'm in a 2012 4chan greentext story

:tastes-like-liar:

I solemnly prepare to become the most annoying kind of food elitism guy.

Aye! I'm postin' hyea.

Nooooooooo- aaaaaaaay oof oh marone! Ey Tone, you hear about this fuckin' Paul Pelosi prick?