“Listen Jack, I’d never do any of this curmudgeony ya jackawild!”

  • DasRav [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Because if they depicted reality, their voters might realize that there is no meaningful distinction you can draw between the two parties, apart from abortion and gun law, which aren't a topic right now.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Because providing 2 different sets of completely obnoxious bourgeoisie is an effective tool of splitting the populous and making them think no other options actually exist because they legitimately believe this.