Sorry if this is the wrong place. Sorta new and don't know how to navigate the site yet.

I made a tweet where I called a fox news guy a loser for promoting Relief Factor. Like I talked plenty of shit, but when I dragged Relief Factor into it he got super pissed. Inboxes me guessing my age and saying some condescending shit about getting conservative as I get older and called me a cuck.

So now I'm real pissed. I see he has a radio show that takes call ins. Thinking of calling in and making fun of relief factor, but idk if that would be funny enough. Any ideas?

  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    What if like ten of us call in in rapid succession claiming that Relief Factor gave us incontinent bowels and demanding answers

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      "COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM? I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT OUT OF BED, MR. GORKA"

      • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        <Uncle Colm voice> "Now, under normal circumstances, nobody enjoys shitting while driving more than I do. 'Johnny Brown-leg' they used to call me, during me truck-driving days. However, it being the case that when this most recent incident occurred, I was in the middle of driving the wee grandkids to school--"

    • Changeling [it/its]
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      2 years ago

      You gotta figure out how to do that without tipping off the screening people

      • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        "Good evening, I'd like to talk to Sebastian about a predicament I'm in as a result of Obamacare"
        "Hi, I'd like to talk to Mr. Gorka about something that's affecting my marriage"
        "Yes, hello, can you put me through to Mr. G.? I have some thoughts about the way young people in this country treat the old and infirm"
        "Sebastian Gorka, please. I am concerned about how hygiene-obsessed our society has become since the pandemic"