Sorry if this is the wrong place. Sorta new and don't know how to navigate the site yet.

I made a tweet where I called a fox news guy a loser for promoting Relief Factor. Like I talked plenty of shit, but when I dragged Relief Factor into it he got super pissed. Inboxes me guessing my age and saying some condescending shit about getting conservative as I get older and called me a cuck.

So now I'm real pissed. I see he has a radio show that takes call ins. Thinking of calling in and making fun of relief factor, but idk if that would be funny enough. Any ideas?

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    How do I get back at a chud fox news guy?

    You have committed the cardinal sin of getting mad on the internet. You don't get back at people online. You just move on. It's not worth it, they're never going to be owned. If you're not shitposting with complete detachment from what you're saying you're too invested in what you're doing. Posting memes is never going to make chuds change their minds in any appreciable numbers. Debating randos on Twitter is masturbatory and should be understood as such.

    Don't get mad on the internet.

    • sgtlion [any]
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      2 years ago

      This is correct. Doing anything but moving on at this stage is a total waste of your time and will just make you look silly.

      • YourMom [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        And yet I'm still gonna call into his show

        • sgtlion [any]
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          2 years ago

          I mean you do you mang, but it is a total waste of your time and will just make you look silly.

    • YourMom [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Not sure how to to that, but it's a great idea. All I got so far is his Wikipedia page lol he's so much worse than I thought

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebastian_Gorka

        • YourMom [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          And he blocked me immediately after the message so I couldn't reply. He's a giant pussy

      • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        On the off chance that this isn't a bit, listen to this and be inspired.

        GORKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • YourMom [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          not a bit and lmao that's amazing. Been a while since I heard the trump era stuff

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        1 year ago

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        • YourMom [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          Really don't get why people are saying it's a bit. It's an oddly specific scenario lol

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            1 year ago

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            • YourMom [he/him]
              hexagon
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              2 years ago

              That's funny. I started listening to Chapo around the Epstein stuff (best bits too imo). I don't remember the Gorka stuff but they've put out so many I probably forgot and a lot of the jokes go over my head and I have to google it.

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                1 year ago

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              • PROMIS_ring [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                35 minute supercut of Not Even A Show (Chris James) prank calling into Gorka's show

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS6JlPGHZ8Y

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Oh boy, well Gorka has been getting crank calls from Chris James (of Not Even A Show fame) for years so it might be tough getting past the call screener

  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    What if like ten of us call in in rapid succession claiming that Relief Factor gave us incontinent bowels and demanding answers

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      "COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM? I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT OUT OF BED, MR. GORKA"

      • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        <Uncle Colm voice> "Now, under normal circumstances, nobody enjoys shitting while driving more than I do. 'Johnny Brown-leg' they used to call me, during me truck-driving days. However, it being the case that when this most recent incident occurred, I was in the middle of driving the wee grandkids to school--"

    • Changeling [it/its]
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      2 years ago

      You gotta figure out how to do that without tipping off the screening people

      • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        "Good evening, I'd like to talk to Sebastian about a predicament I'm in as a result of Obamacare"
        "Hi, I'd like to talk to Mr. Gorka about something that's affecting my marriage"
        "Yes, hello, can you put me through to Mr. G.? I have some thoughts about the way young people in this country treat the old and infirm"
        "Sebastian Gorka, please. I am concerned about how hygiene-obsessed our society has become since the pandemic"

  • sexywheat [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Call into his radio show as "Professor Ligma from the Men's Rights Institute of South Carolina" ?

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Block and report him. Chuds will take shit too far. I got doxxed recently after a fb debate with some dork.

    • YourMom [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Got this from Twitter:

      "We’re writing to let you know that we didn’t find the content you reported to be in violation of our rules. We know this is disappointing to hear, as you had a reason to report in the first place.

      We seek to consider context and to see the full picture before deciding whether reported content or accounts violate our rules. Sometimes an isolated comment in a broader conversation—or an opinion which differs extremely from yours, may not cross the line into violation.

      Speaking up is important and we value you for that. While this decision isn't what you hoped, please let us know if there's additional context, Tweets, or something we're missing. After all, we're human and far from perfect.

      Thanks,

      Twitter"

      I swear the site is moderated by right wingers or some shit. Insane. I even proved that he tricks old people lol. Imagine taking that side.

      • ButtBidet [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Yes, there is an institutional bias for capital and fascism. Still I would not shake the chud tree, or at least please be cautious.

        • YourMom [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          Could care less if they doxxed me tbh

          I understand your concern though and appreciate the warning.