I get "flowery" and "intensity 2", but how much mint do you have to eat to produce "refreshing" farts?
It's refreshing to the farter if it's one of those that make your tummy stop hurting after releasing them
All nespresso pods taste like shit to me, and the descriptions are generic AF. That being said, I'm velvety and aromatic
I would rather drink a steaming cup of farts than a nespresso so this tracks
Dense and Powerful, me after consuming large amounts of eggs and beer
I'm an intensity 9/10 kinda guy, I just don't feel like myself until I've had so much caffeine I literally feel like I might die.
My partners agreed that I am Ristretto Origin India because my farts are 10/10
I might be biased as someone who is in the coffee industry, but it feels apropo that Nespresso should regard the Flavor Wheel like vampires regard the crucifix.
