• Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    7 months ago

    I cannot tell you how embarrassingly long it took me to realize that "MILF" stood for "Mother I'd Like to FuckR E L A T I V E C L A U S E" rather than "MotherV O C A T I V E, I'd Like to Fuck"

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
        ·
        7 months ago

        Hey, don't "bruh" me, my original interpretation actually made MORE sense if you don't think about it too hard!

    • Awoo [she/her]
      ·
      7 months ago

      What the fuck is this markdown witchcraft

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
        ·
        7 months ago

        Ruby characters, or furigana!

        Ruby characters are primarily intended to be used for showing the pronunciations of Chinese characters (hàn / かん), but there is absolutely nothing stopping you from using ruby characters for whatever you like, as indeed many manga and occasionally anime often do. Seriously, if you watch anime, keep your eyes out for furigana! I can name several examples of interesting uses of furigana in manga and anime off the top of my head.

        In HTML, ruby characters are written as <ruby>汉<rt>hàn</rt></ruby>; Lemmy added support for ruby characters I think in late 2023, and their markdown is quite simply {汉|hàn}. In the above comment, however, I decided to put spaces between all the letters in "RELATIVE CLAUSE" and "VOCATIVE" such that the letters would be evenly spread out, as otherwise it comes out as "I'd like to fuckRELATIVE CLAUSE" where the words are just too far spaced out and it doesn't look good, or "I'd like to fuckRELATIVE-CLAUSE" where there's too much empty space to the sides and it doesn't look good either.

        • Awoo [she/her]
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          7 months ago

          Well now i'm using it to add notes to shitlib news I post. Like here: https://hexbear.net/comment/4820709

          Show

          I'm sure I'll find other fun ways to use this

        • Owl [he/him]
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          7 months ago

          That's a genuinely cool way to misuse those. I can see them being used as a whole new way to communicateshitpost.

          • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
            ·
            7 months ago

            Might've looked better to write it as communicate⠀⠀S H I T P O S T⠀⠀

            If you space out the letters, you can use the Unicode character "Braille Pattern Blank" (⠀, U+2800) to adjust the character width by copying it on either side of the gloss: {communicate|⠀⠀S H I T P O S T⠀⠀}

        • edge [he/him]
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          7 months ago

          Oh cool, I didn’t know there was Markdown for that.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          7 months ago

          Also cause mythology guy here, Oedipus gets a bad rap. It's not a story about a dude who wants to fuck his mom, quite the opposite, some seer or whatever predicts hes gonna so he travels as far as possible from his parents, starts a new life elsewhere, marries a MILF and then it turns out she is in fact his real mom and he was adopted. It's a you can't escape your fate story not a dude wants to nail his mom story.

          • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
            ·
            7 months ago

            Nonetheless the complex got stuck with his name because that's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              7 months ago

              Its like those twilight zone episodes that are just a bad weird thing happening to a guy

  • regul [any]
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    7 months ago

    Everyone likes MILFs. It's tautological. One person's MILF is not another's, though, naturally.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      7 months ago

      Yet in the POV of cishet women there are no MILFs in this world

      Harrowing

      • regul [any]
        ·
        7 months ago

        Imagine, a doomed, MILF-less planet.

        • RNAi [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          7 months ago

          "the thread of prophecy has been severed, restore a saved game of persist in the doomed world you have created"