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cawsby [he/him] to news • 2 years ago

Prosecutors Decide Portland Man Committed No Crime by Killing Landlord With a Sword

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Prosecutors Decide Portland Man Committed No Crime by Killing Landlord With a Sword

cawsby [he/him] to news • 2 years ago
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  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The memo does not specify the type of sword, but office spokeswoman Elisabeth Shepard said it was “saberlike.”

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    • Wogre [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      :maduro-katana-1: :maduro-katana-2:

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    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Landlord breaks in

      I unsheathe my fully bejeweled rapier from the couch cushions

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      • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Alexa, play Hellish Quart OST

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    • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'm head-cannoning it as a novelty Katana, like a replica Naruto sword or something

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