:mao-aggro-shining: :mao-aggro-shining: :mao-aggro-shining: :mao-aggro-shining:
:capitalist-laugh: :maduro-katana-1::maduro-katana-2: :xi-reactionary-spotted:
:mao-clap: :mao-clap: :mao-clap: :mao-clap:
I was so happy that I was the one that got to post it this time.
:cat-vibing:
:porky-scared-flipped: :maduro-katana-1::coming-to-xi-you:
Can't wait for :frothingfash: news to spin this as "anarchy in Portland!"
Meanwhile I'm :CommiePOGGERS:
Can’t wait for :frothingfash: news to spin this as “anarchy in Portland!”
Where's the lie tho? :porky-scared-flipped: :maduro-katana-1: :kropotkin-big:
Dude if this is the birth of Portland Man then I am so here for it.
The landlord, armed with a hammer and pellet gun, had snuck into his rental property in a Michael Myers costume.
Fuck around and find out, kulak.
Wonder if the tenant can claim they won the property within what could be seen as a duel (hell I'd bet money archaic Oregon law has something regarding that).
Landlord: "What are you doing?"
Tenant: "Standing my ground"
Landlord: "Technically it's my ground"
Tenant: [Swish swish poke poke]
An obituary published last month in The Arizona Republic described Valdivia as a “lifelong musician and writer” who was known for his “movie-star good looks” and “obnoxious pranks.”
It's just a prank bro!
Extend the bad behavior to general nastiness and rude "jokes" and this goes for crackers in general
The relationship between Valdivia and his tenants had deteriorated in the weeks prior to the killing. Valdivia had twice threatened them with a knife, according to police reports. Once, Valdivia tried to break into the house while drunk at 4 am. One of the residents held him off from inside.
:fuck-around:
okay maybe maoism can work in the imperial core, let's go folks
Absolutely insane story. The leech had repeatedly threatened tenants and broke into their apartment to steal the phone with evidence of his behavior
Valdivia’s funeral was held in Phoenix. An obituary published last month in The Arizona Republic described Valdivia as a “lifelong musician and writer” who was known for his “movie-star good looks” and “obnoxious pranks.”
lmao
Alternate headline: "Worst type of Landlord becomes best type of Landlord"
Meh, not really. This is a pretty open and shut case, the landlord broke in with what appeared to be lethal weapons to any reasonable person and they engaged in self defense as a result.
Having a calm, measured discussion with my landlord in Hellish Quart.
I looked at the Landlord's Facebook. Two pictures stood out: one from Halloween 2021 where he was dressed in a Michael Myers costume, and another one showing a plot from his garden with a gravestone for "Irony".
Valdivia’s funeral was held in Phoenix. An obituary published last month in The Arizona Republic described Valdivia as a “lifelong musician and writer” who was known for his “movie-star good looks” and “obnoxious pranks.”
Now he'll be remembered for :fuck-around: lmao
Jesus. You would think with the three grand a month that the LL was soaking out of the tenants that he just could go find a fucking hobby or something.
