https://nitter.net/capitalweather/status/1590469987806109696?t=QxcIQW0f1DTcxjl0_aTnKQ&s=19
:lathe-of-heaven: Trump is swept away by the waves, but lands on the shores of Cuba with traumatic amnesia. He is taken in by a local family that thinks it's hilarious that he sounds and looks exactly like a disheveled, balding Trump.
He becomes enamored with the solidarity in the community, and he spends the rest of his days fighting to end the blockade and aid his fellow Cubans by working as a Trump impersonator. One day, while enjoying ice cream in the heladeria, he slips and hits his head on the counter.
A national day of mourning is instituted in Cuba to remember the strange nameless American that touched the lives of so many through his comedy.
Or he comes back from Cuba like:
“Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good everyone is saying it. All these workers, very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they’re right. These bourgeois are very nasty people very very rude and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me everyday and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say, Look the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction believe me you gotta trust me on this one. The means of production, obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I’m seizing them. Landlords? They’re done for folks. Everyone told me they said, Comrade Trump you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess whose laughing now?”
I'll become a republican on the spot
an Irish one
Imagining Trump giving a speech, right in the middle of the hurricane, from his rooftop, gesturing wildly as the rain and wind cause chaos around him and the water is almost covering up his footing.
"Folks, this wind, it's like Sleepy Joe trying to blow out a birthday candle. SAD!"
someone get me a whiteboard and magic marker :a-little-trolling:
Trump will give the hurricane an embarrassing nickname as the modern version of Xerxes whipping the sea.
that would guarantee he becomes president again, i almost want it to happen because of how funny it would be
It's like the scene from Chronicle, except filmed by a Ring doorbell camera
Please I won’t ask for anything for my birthday or Christmas just please god give me this one
There's actually no golf course, it's on an island so there's not enough room.
i was amazed how crowded it looks when i finally pulled it up on satellite image. narrow ass overdeveloped sand bar
We might need an assist from a second deity on this one. :inshallah:
he's not even dead and he's already a mythological figure
Trump is killed when his supporters arrive in beautiful boats to fire their rifles at the hurricane
