messengerbagsarecool [he/him]

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  • Valdis Story is my personal hidden gem favorite. Metroidvania with tons of replayability, 4 characters with different playthroughs and multiple builds, Devil May Cry inspired combat with satisfying combo chains, and it incentivizes replaying boss fights til you learn their patterns fully (though you certainly don't have to in order to beat the game).








  • messengerbagsarecool [he/him]topoliticsLol.
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    3 years ago

    Kamala grinned as she noticed her staffer's jaw began to slow down. The initial tension in the room had dissipated when the main course was finally served, but the excitable atmosphere had soon after given way into a mist of lethargy as the roofies began to take effect. The Vice President raised a napkin to her mouth and calmly spit out the unchewed morsel of hamburger into the cloth. The staffer next to her fell out of their chair, the cell phone in their hand scattering across the marble floor to Kamala's feet.

    Kamala thought to herself, "do not cum" as she bent down and opened up the staffer's Twitter page and began to make a status update.





  • messengerbagsarecool [he/him]togamesReturnal rocks
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    4 years ago

    Boss fight 3 was mindblowing, haha. Biome 4 was a wall for me as well, but I'm mid-run through Biome 5 and it's going smoothly now.

    One tip I just learned that frustrated me, btw. Spoiler tagging in case you want a pristine playthrough, but it has to do with collecting all the loot in a biome:

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    You need to get the Blade Enhancer artifact in order to break open the yellow barriers that pop up here and there. I never bothered to buy it because melee is so strong anyway.