MaoistLandlord [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agoThat’s rightimagemessage-square85 fedilinkarrow-up1111
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minus-squareFnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]hexbear50·2 years agoThe Alpha Male concept feels like surrogate parental figures doing the "They're just jealous" bit, but have to try real hard to come up with something "There there, that's alright hun, they're all just jealous of your... ... ..." "My Alpha dog status" "That's right, they all just wish they were as Alpo dog as you" link
minus-squareSaniFlush [any, any]hexbear23·2 years agoSo that’s why pizza parlors put Alpo on pizza and call it “sausage”. link
The Alpha Male concept feels like surrogate parental figures doing the "They're just jealous" bit, but have to try real hard to come up with something
"There there, that's alright hun, they're all just jealous of your... ... ..."
"My Alpha dog status"
"That's right, they all just wish they were as Alpo dog as you"
So that’s why pizza parlors put Alpo on pizza and call it “sausage”.