MaoistLandlord [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agoThat’s rightimagemessage-square85 fedilinkarrow-up1111
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minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear37·2 years agoHe's smiling in his picture. Total beta male move if you ask me. link
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]hexbear17·2 years agoHow can we really judge his alpha-ness without knowing which direction he is leaning and the facing of his penis to the camera? link
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]hexbear11·2 years agomainly because they don't know how to process the fact their marriage is falling apart because they refuse to spend time with their wives and instead go to hooters with their friends link
minus-squareCommander_Data [she/her]hexbear15·2 years agoHow can we really know if he's an alpha without his colonoscopy results to verify how much cancer is in there. link
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]hexbear11·2 years agoColonoscopys are beta af. Real men shit blood for weeks and then die of septic shock in the middle of a bench press set at Gold's Gym. link
minus-squarebuild_a_bear_group [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear7·2 years agoWe all know from primates that smiling is a sign of submission and placation! link
He's smiling in his picture. Total beta male move if you ask me.
How can we really judge his alpha-ness without knowing which direction he is leaning and the facing of his penis to the camera?
A true alpha man is angry all the time
mainly because they don't know how to process the fact their marriage is falling apart because they refuse to spend time with their wives and instead go to hooters with their friends
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How can we really know if he's an alpha without his colonoscopy results to verify how much cancer is in there.
Colonoscopys are beta af.
Real men shit blood for weeks and then die of septic shock in the middle of a bench press set at Gold's Gym.
We all know from primates that smiling is a sign of submission and placation!