• alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    2 years ago

    Water come into my room

    Huh huh!

    I sweep some out with my broom

    The little dog laughs to see such fun

    And the dish runs away with the spoon

    Come now!

    Where's my dish? Where's my dish?

    Does anybody know where my satellite dish is?

    Where's my dish? Where's my dish?

    Does anybody know where my satellite dish is?

    Come!

    The dish flew off like flying saucer.

    My roof has migrated without a visa.

    My bedroom is full of water.

    I am in the dark; there is no light.

    And I don't have a generator.

    I say:

    One cold beer costs ten dollars.

    My fish and my meat spoiled in the freezer.

    My house is full of corned beef.

    Come!

    Full of corned beef, full of corned beef.

    I can't cook so I'm full of corned beef.

    Full of corned beef, full of corned beef.

    I can't cook so I'm full of corned beef.

    Come!

    Water come into my room

    Huh huh!

    I sweep some out with my broom

    The little dog laughs to see such fun

    And the dish runs away with the spoon

    Come now!