my dad took me when I was a little kid, probably part of a heterosexualizing intervention that I'd grow up straight for once. I had a hotdog.
Strip clubs serve food. Can you imagine the kind of beta you'd have to be to eat at a hooters if you could go to a strip club?
yes
imagine an ageing czech father speaking in broken english to me about how i need to man up and how i need to like 'the boobs' and find a nice woman (gesticulating towards the room) while drunk ( a czech tradition)
turns out i did find a nice woman, she is me :it-was-me:
i have been to a strip club with my bf, they had import czech beers so thats why we went lmao
You said Czech but in my head for some reason your dad sounded like an Italian:
"Ehh, you gotta like-a da boobs"
he does this thing where he wants to act like hes trying to speak english better by speaking all in english but kinda half asses it and throws czech words in. hes been doing this for decades now so i dont know why he thinks it helps