Rookie mistake, this is what happens when you neglect to pop off a couple rounds in the backyard every now and then to keep the rent down.
This is literally my brother's approach. Keeps the meth heads and asshole teenagers away without raising the rent.
A few blanks so there's nothing that falls on someone, hide the flash, collect your brass. Go back into your place and wash your hands to get the residue off. 'Yeah I heard gun shots officer, no I'm not calling 911! You don't do that in the kind of neighborhood where people are popping off unless you want to get shot yourself!'. Crime rate map starts showing your area as a problem, value goes down... the trade off is there's more cops patrolling.
>be a crackhead >be homeless >manage to get enough to feel okay for a little while >some kid flys a drone around >drone says some shit >pales in comparison to normalised violence from police every other day >ignore dronePurposely let my hedges grow out unkempt.
Taxable value down $5k
hmu if you want someone to
smoke crack outside your houseassist with rent control in your neighborhoodThis is why you shoot a few rounds at 1AM every now and then to keep the rent down
Its a greentext brother they're 90% bullshit bits for fun :D
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
It's a shit bit in this case, but
I do believe the part when rent went up, because it's happening anyway regardless of rest.
…is this your first green text or something? None of it is meant to be taken as true. The fun is in the story.
r/thathappened is for those tumblr stories where everyone clapped.
I do find it a bit weird racist, angry teenage boys obviously lying on the internet gets
moreLESS flack than dispossessed, sad, teenage girls obviously lying on the internet does.Edit: I somehow typed the exact opposite of what I was trying to say
The difference is all green texts are fake, it’s assumed to be fake and the point is just to have a funny story. It’s basically like a creative writing exercise done by anonymous users. Whereas the “that happened” types of stories that tend to get panned are obvious lies by a public account where the goal is to deceive people into thinking the poster is a good person.
Honestly I’ve seen the “that happened” variety done more by men than women.
I do find it a bit weird racist, angry teenage boys obviously lying on the internet gets more flack than dispossessed, sad, teenage girls obviously lying on the internet does.
eh, what? teenage girls get more flack just for telling the truth.
This is why I go out in my yard and fire off a few shots every night to scare away the gentrifiers and keep property value and thus rent down.
am i the only one reading this as racist as hell?
greentext, "ghetto" and "crackheads"?
The writer is a dipshit for using 4chan yes, the POV of the story is a dipshit that gets a cumuponce or however is spelled, but it's not explicitly racist
But yeah,
Gotcha, gotcha. Been a long day, and I know your posts well enough to know you're not racist but my brain wasn't working.
The low-tech solution to this is either a baseball bat or a slingshot and a steel ball bearing
or leaving people the fuck alone for their crime of "being loud"
Oh, I was talking solutions on the part of people being loud. As in "them absolutely fuckin destroying that drone, one way or the other". I think a rat stick would win a 1v1 with some peckerwood channer's R/C drone if it were to ever happen.
Anybody who says "ghetto" unironically like this is a fuckin nazi I think. Greentext is a funné format but woof, the brainworms.
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