• Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    5 months ago

    youre-laughing my mom is addicted to coca-cola and you're laughing. she gets a really annoying headache if she doesn't have one.

    ..."sucking the leg of a recently massaged athlete."

    jesse-wtf

    • PKMKII [none/use name]
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      5 months ago

      Yeah “being between the thighs of a muscular athlete” isn’t exactly the devastating analogy they were going for.

      That being said, the caffeine content in coke is relatively low, how much is she drinking a day that she’s getting caffeine withdrawal headaches from abstaining?