https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/yrflmk/beat_up_by_an_8_or_9_year_old_park_at_richcraft/

    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      ngl i weigh like 100 pounds soaking wet and am 5 foot tall so... uhh

      thats why i carry around an rpg everywhere i go

      • BeamBrain [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        How the fuck is carrying around Dungeons and Dragons or Shadowrun or some shit going to help if you get in a fight

        • kristina [she/her]
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          edit-2
          2 years ago

          i cast fireball at the swarm of scary juveniles, its super effective

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          2 years ago

          Once you start explaining the rules they pull out their phone, and then once you are ready to play they have to leave. They'll try to schedule again and it will never work.

        • Mindfury [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          you fucking womp the kid with the hardcover monster manual