https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/yrflmk/beat_up_by_an_8_or_9_year_old_park_at_richcraft/

  • Ufot [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Just completely tripped over their own feet and didnt have enough strength to get up? I'm sure a kid could cause me pain but how weak/frail do you have to be for them to generate enough force to stop you from actually doing anything you wanted?

    Lol, Tissue paper jaw.

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      2 years ago

      I know. Like, all else aside, I simply have more muscles and better developed bones. If I just elbow them in the jaw and they have no serious reason to fight that should be the end of it.

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        that and kids at that age have zero guile or chill. they will telegraph their move as soon as it enters their head. like, not subtly either. 50/50 they'll say, "I am going to punch you in the mouth now" while staring at your chin and winding up like Donkey Kong.

        there is no 8 year old Bruce Lee running around doing crazy shit.

        • Dolores [love/loves]
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          2 years ago

          there is no 8 year old Bruce Lee running around doing crazy shit.

          there is around ottawa clearly

        • UlyssesT
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          16 days ago

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          • Owl [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwVNBEymqoo