Elizabeth Holmes, founder and CEO of the collapsed Silicon Valley blood testing company, Theranos, has been sentenced to 11.25 years in prison plus three years supervised release for financial crimes she committed while running the once-high flying venture.
Holmes was also fined a $400 million special assessment. Holmes must surrender to custody on April 27, 2023. Holmes is expected to appeal.
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Before Holmes' sentence was read, she addressed the courtroom to express remorse.
"I stand before you taking responsibility for Theranos. I loved Theranos. It was my life’s work. My team meant the world to me. They wanted to make a difference in the world. I am devastated by my failings," she said.
"Every day for the past years, I have felt deep pain for the people…those people who believe in us and those patients. I worked so hard to serve. I gave everything I had to try to to build...Theranos. Looking back, there are so many things I would do differently. I tried to realize my dream too quickly."
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She conned rich people. Big no no. Should have learned from Bernie Madoff.
Read Bad Blood. It is a fantastic read. Lots of horny old white guys got bamboozled because they thought they had a shot to fuck. Bill Clinton, General Mattis, Henry Kissinger, Steve Burd, the CEO of Rite Aid or one of those drug stores... dozens more. Oh, and the big winner, Sunny Balwani
Jesus christ. She really did fly close to the sun. I mean. Critical support i guess? Scamming the worst people on the planet is kinda cool even if she is an asshole.
Pickings got slim after Epstein's island was shut down eh?
Founded a company pretending to have developed some sort of awesome blood test, doable by the patients themselves, with a micro-amount of blood, capable of showing a wide range of issues. The tech never worked. She reaped tons of VC money, but eventually the tech was put into question and it all came falling down.
She's also quite a character - she used a different fake voice when pitching to prospective investors, for example.
I've never come up with a joke that I really liked about the hows and whys of her voice. This Youtube comment nails it completely for me...
I worked in biotech on a working version of what she tried to make about 9 years ago except no microfluidics, just standard pipetting of ml volume liquid. It was all possible. I think the real issue is that most medical tests with small samples have higher error than the industry is willing to admit. IMO, she didn't defraud investors, everything seemed like standard industry lies. This seems more like corruption of powerful people that are able to claw back their money on a losing bet.
From what I read, the whole crux was that you'd be able to take 1 drop of blood and do many tests on it, but they had almost no tests that actually worked on 1 drop, and they claimed they did. They also ran tests in traditional machines to cover up that they didn't have anything working yet. They consistently lied about the state of their capabilities.
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Definitely listen to the fake voice link TheCaconym gave. She was audacious beyond belief. Yet her vaporware and her fake voice worked well enough to make her a billionaire!
It really is incredible.
she was trying to sell huckster bazinga medicine but got caught before she sold any
She claimed to invent a machine that could analyze a multitude of medical conditions with a 50mL blood sample which modern medical tech required a full phlebotomy (typically a 500 mL blood draw) to diagnose as one-offs.
After a series of fraudulent tech demos, she raised hundreds of millions for her start-up firm and even began selling prototype machines to pharmacies (CVS, most notably) in order to establish cash flow. Of course, the tech didn't work, so her machines produced a bunch of false negatives. She also had her firm acquire a full Siemens analysis system to fake the results of tests her machines couldn't perform. And, because she was only drawing 50 mL samples, she was engaged in really shady use of the devices to get results out (mixing or diluting samples before introducing them to the Siemens device, which produced more false negatives).
Eventually, she wasn't able to maintain the masquerade any longer. Her business and her tech was exposed as fraudulent. And so the investors sued. They also got the cops involved, because that's something you get to do when you're a billion dollar investment group.