Gotta keep our buttholes clean for all the mutual ass eating we'll be doing after the revolution.

Not using a bidet is counter-revolutionary

using flushable wipes and then throwing them in the trash can because I value sanitation workers gang

Lol imagine bathing. How are you supposed to find a mate/identify your enemies if you're not surrounded by smellz?

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i only eat frozen pizza and drink beer my asshole is nasty