Two beefy dudes who spent 100% of breakfast discussing high school, college, and pro football:

"I wish North Korea would hurry up and nuke U Missouri already"

"Amen"

:xi-plz: :kim-drip:

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    2 years ago

    From my understanding of Midwestern college football it's Mizzou (respectful) or U Missouri (derogatory) but this is not my area of expertise

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      hmm that might be the case, i've met mizzou people but not explicitly antimizzou people, so i guess they could just call it u missouri or whatever. critical support to these comrades calling for the obliteration of central missouri.

      • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Classic Midwestern joke: Referring to Missouri as "Misery." :data-laughing:

          • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            Hey, the Ozarks are beautiful at least. And St. Louis has some great tourist attractions . . . that's all I've got.

            • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              KC has free buses and a good tenant's union. That being said, the two best parts of the state look like they are trying to leave.

                • crime [she/her, any]
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                  2 years ago

                  Edit: just realized this is prob not what you hadn't heard about, but leaving it up in case it's helpful to others

                  KCMO is the best part of the state and it's so close to not being in the state that the city is split with Kansas

                  Similarly St Louis is practically in Illinois, it's right on the other side of the river

                  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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                    2 years ago

                    Lol yeah, I was talking about "the two best parts of the state look like they are trying to leave." I'm assuming you're talking about KC and St Louis since, like you said, they're basically in other states already.

                    • crime [she/her, any]
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                      2 years ago

                      Haha exactly, it's got to be really embarrassing for MO to have their best area named Kansas City