Two beefy dudes who spent 100% of breakfast discussing high school, college, and pro football:

"I wish North Korea would hurry up and nuke U Missouri already"

"Amen"

:xi-plz: :kim-drip:

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Everyone is so ready for this bloated empire to totter over and finally fucking die, they're trapped in the fucking dark souls style mind-universe wishing to finally be allowed to die. Too bad they don't know of another way (perhaps modeled after the political-economic thought and analysis in North Korea :soviet-hmm:) where they could link up in solidarity and peace and make a world worth living in.

    • Shoegazer [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Well, sometimes the second choice is better than nothing

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      2 years ago

      From my understanding of Midwestern college football it's Mizzou (respectful) or U Missouri (derogatory) but this is not my area of expertise

      • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        hmm that might be the case, i've met mizzou people but not explicitly antimizzou people, so i guess they could just call it u missouri or whatever. critical support to these comrades calling for the obliteration of central missouri.

        • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          Classic Midwestern joke: Referring to Missouri as "Misery." :data-laughing:

            • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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              2 years ago

              Hey, the Ozarks are beautiful at least. And St. Louis has some great tourist attractions . . . that's all I've got.

              • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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                2 years ago

                KC has free buses and a good tenant's union. That being said, the two best parts of the state look like they are trying to leave.

      • regularassbitch [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        well there it goes. MU fans hating Jayhawks is so funny because it's just the college football version of Missouri people loving slavery

        • gaycomputeruser [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          The bonus joke is how much more MU fans care about hating on KU than KU hates MU. KU pretty much only be hating on k state

  • MC_Kublai [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Guys who can only talk about high school and football are such a specific (and prevalent) type of dude

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      2 years ago

      Oh sorry to be clear they were taking about high school football specifically. So like, not even really talking about high school lol