Two beefy dudes who spent 100% of breakfast discussing high school, college, and pro football:
"I wish North Korea would hurry up and nuke U Missouri already"
"Amen"
:xi-plz: :kim-drip:
Everyone is so ready for this bloated empire to totter over and finally fucking die, they're trapped in the fucking dark souls style mind-universe wishing to finally be allowed to die. Too bad they don't know of another way (perhaps modeled after the political-economic thought and analysis in North Korea :soviet-hmm:) where they could link up in solidarity and peace and make a world worth living in.
part of me hopes these dudes were KU fans decked out in blue and red
well there it goes. MU fans hating Jayhawks is so funny because it's just the college football version of Missouri people loving slavery
The bonus joke is how much more MU fans care about hating on KU than KU hates MU. KU pretty much only be hating on k state
to be fair there's not a whole lot else going on in that area so i get it
i've only ever stopped in columbia for the white castle. 99% of missouri is unsafe for trans people in my opinion, but to be fair i didn't really look around too much
You are correct, anything outside of the urban areas is very dangerous.
From my understanding of Midwestern college football it's Mizzou (respectful) or U Missouri (derogatory) but this is not my area of expertise
hmm that might be the case, i've met mizzou people but not explicitly antimizzou people, so i guess they could just call it u missouri or whatever. critical support to these comrades calling for the obliteration of central missouri.
Classic Midwestern joke: Referring to Missouri as "Misery." :data-laughing:
Hey, the Ozarks are beautiful at least. And St. Louis has some great tourist attractions . . . that's all I've got.
KC has free buses and a good tenant's union. That being said, the two best parts of the state look like they are trying to leave.
Edit: just realized this is prob not what you hadn't heard about, but leaving it up in case it's helpful to others
KCMO is the best part of the state and it's so close to not being in the state that the city is split with Kansas
Similarly St Louis is practically in Illinois, it's right on the other side of the river
Lol yeah, I was talking about "the two best parts of the state look like they are trying to leave." I'm assuming you're talking about KC and St Louis since, like you said, they're basically in other states already.
Haha exactly, it's got to be really embarrassing for MO to have their best area named Kansas City
Guys who can only talk about high school and football are such a specific (and prevalent) type of dude
Oh sorry to be clear they were taking about high school football specifically. So like, not even really talking about high school lol
