Calling them tacos is a mistake but they do kinda slap

The name does need a change though

Ceci n'est pas une taco

Microwaving a whole onion and throwing it so hard into a bowl that it breaks open.

Behold, French onion soup

What the fuck is that?

You have been deceived, this is no taco.

Charlemagnes Revenge

I think I speak for all of us when I say: we need to shut this whole 'France' thing down until we figure out what the fuck is going on.

Omelette du fromage

Excuse you, that's a Crunchwrap Supreme™

I thought French tacos were always referred to in the plural?

Problematic would (if veg)

french fries inside of a bread/sandwich thing generally rules, the only objectionable thing is them branding it 'taco'

but then again, the French have the wrong names for everything so idk

Mmm heart disease

I see nothing wrong here